Richard: Good morning
Not friend: Morning you
Richard: I'd like to speak to Mr. Iforgotthename
Not friend:Whose calling, please?
Richard: Richie
Not friend: Hold on, please, I'll try to put you through......
......pause.......still pause............Richard starts to bite his nails
Mr:Hello
Richard: I am Richie
Mr.: Good morning, you overdrafted more than 2 billions pounds, because of you is financial crisis, are you available later on today.........
Richard: Oh, I am sorry I just bought A few computer games
Mr.: Euch and can you lend me them..
Richard: Yes
Mr.: So goodbye

Richard: Hi you
Friend: What's upppppppppppp you motherfucker
Richard: Is there Joe
Friend: Are you kidding me? It's me you idiot!!!!!!!!!!
Richard: Oh, hello.....I call because of the scuba-diving
Friend: OK, I listen.........
Richard: At first I forgot your e-mail..
Friend: It's colon:comma,dot.hyphen-@slash.cz how could you forgot???????
Richard: Hang on, I need to piss...........
...........
Richard: I need to talk......I'm in a red numbers
Friend: What the hell?........
Richard: I overdrafted
Friend: So.......
Richard: What do you do later
Friend: Nothing, 5 o'clock convinient
Richard: I love you man
Friend: Blah,blah see you later