Richard: Hi you
Friend: What's upppppppppppp you motherfucker
Richard: Is there Joe
Friend: Are you kidding me? It's me you idiot!!!!!!!!!!
Richard: Oh, hello.....I call because of the scuba-diving
Friend: OK, I listen.........
Richard: At first I forgot your e-mail..
Friend: It's colon:comma,dot.hyphen-@slash.cz how could you forgot???????
Richard: Hang on, I need to piss...........
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Richard: I need to talk......I'm in a red numbers
Friend: What the hell?........
Richard: I overdrafted
Friend: So.......
Richard: What do you do later
Friend: Nothing, 5 o'clock convinient
Richard: I love you man
Friend: Blah,blah see you later